Preda-toe: Have Beckham, Hoddle and Merson all gone mad?

England are through to the WC but are they simply dreaming of a short back and sides? Glen Hoddle takes us through the diary of Harry Kane, and Paul Merson moves a step closer to becoming the next leader of UKIP. Plus we have an exclusive new product from Adidas.  

On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. The theme tune "National Hero" is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Incidental Music and Sound Effects courtesy of freesfx.com